| <@Cav> | the tvs on, and the really pretty lady that reads the news is smiling at you |
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<@Cav> | and you think to yourself, shes smiling, i think she fucking likes me |
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<@Cav> | i think im gonna have to rub me cock on the tv |
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<@Cav> | and you cant help yourself! |
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<@Cav> | you rub your cock on the tv and shes still smiling |
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<@Cav> | and you think oh! im gonna have to have a pull |
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<@Cav> | and you having a pull |
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<@Cav> | and you close your eyes at the moment of your high enjoyment |
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<@Cav> | and dont you hate it |
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<@Cav> | when you open your eyes, the programs changed |
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<@Cav> | and youve shot in don burkes mouth! |
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