| <Miliwen> | Alucard, how the hell do you make a city in SimCity4? |
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<Alucard_the_Kook> | Making a city is ... a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. |
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<Alucard_the_Kook> | First you need to check her out, get the lay of the land. |
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<Alucard_the_Kook> | Next, you need to tease her a little. Make trails over her body, allowing you to move freely. |
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<Alucard_the_Kook> | Then you fiddle with the zones. |
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<Alucard_the_Kook> | Finally... |
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<Alucard_the_Kook> | You give the bitch all your money. |
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