| EightyAngryApes> | so I was sittin outside the gas station, at like 11 30 in the morning. |
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EightyAngryApes> | and suddenly this car pulls up and im like woah that looks like my dads car |
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EightyAngryApes> | then out steps my dad, rap music blaring from his speakers and some lady in his passenger seat (not my mom or anyone I know) |
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EightyAngryApes> | and he looks at me and hes like shouldn't u be in school? n im like shouldn't u be at work |
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EightyAngryApes> | so hes like this meeting never took place and im like agreed. |
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EightyAngryApes> | then he went in and walked out of the gas station carryin a box of condoms |
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WattoEXTAO> | !!HAAHAHAHA!!! |
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