| <sacarna> | okay. so i was in whitcoulls and i walked out and smacked into this guy and i was all ready to go grr and looked up and it was the guy i have the biggest crush on ever |
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<sacarna> | and my face went white |
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<sacarna> | and then i kinda managed to muster up a hey |
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<sacarna> | and then scuttled away |
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<sacarna> | hopefully he will think its all very cute and fuck my brains out. |
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<autistk> | it's hard to fuck people when they're running away |
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<autistk> | and you tend to go to jail for it |
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