| <HappyDude> | ARGH, I think the definition of 'bad timing' happened to me today |
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<HappyDude> | I was sitting there watching a porn vid |
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<HappyDude> | And it was just a naked girl in a spa |
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<HappyDude> | Then, 3 things happened all at the same time.... |
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<HappyDude> | 1) I cum everywhere |
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<HappyDude> | 2) My mum walks in |
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<HappyDude> | 3) The "girl" stands up to reveal "she" has a huge cock. |
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