| <enjoi> | why would you name condoms after a horse that hides all the invaders inside and then lets them go once theyre inside? |
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<ShodoPan-> | i bet it's named after the viruses |
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<ShodoPan-> | you know, they slip right in and the recipient doesn't even realize it |
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<ShodoPan-> | oh shit that's not good either |
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