| <lulzngigulz> | there was this kid i met |
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<lulzngigulz> | and apparently he likes me a lot, but luckily, he lives far away |
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<lulzngigulz> | how do i tell him to move on? |
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<WTFchristianOMG> | ok, here's what you do |
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<WTFchristianOMG> | pretend you have a bf |
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<WTFchristianOMG> | that's the gentle way to do it |
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<WTFchristianOMG> | "Yeah, you can meet John! He's so awesome!" |
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<WTFchristianOMG> | or, alternatively, talk about how hot other guys are |
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<WTFchristianOMG> | that happened to me, it took me two days to figure out i was being told to take a hike |
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<lulzngigulz> | hey christian |
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<lulzngigulz> | i think we should hang out |
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<lulzngigulz> | you can meet andrew, he's so cool |
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<lulzngigulz> | but first i want to tell you about luke, he's so hot |
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