| <Paradox> | So, guys, I have some news. |
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<Paradox> | I know I usually don't talk much about stuff unless it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think you should know. |
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<Paradox> | I just got an E-mail about an interesting proposition. |
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* volsung_ perks up. |
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<Paradox> | Apparently, there are lesbians that want my 'hard cock.' |
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* volsung_ flips Paradox the bird. |
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<volsung_> | :) |
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<Paradox> | They want it 'now,' apparently, so the timetable is somewhat limited. |
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<volsung_> | Are you going to just take their offer as presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation? |
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<Paradox> | I'm not sure. |
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<volsung_> | I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand. An exclusive deal might not be in your best interest. |
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<Paradox> | Last time I got an offer like this, there were some catches. |
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