| <tobester> | thats like being with a hot chick all night and then you go "hey I gotta piss ill be right back" and she goes "I'll join you" and you think you're about to get a handjob but really she just needs to piss and takes the urinal next to yours and hasa bigger penis than yours |
Similar:
| Chat 2875 | nick: FUCKING HELL!!!! ..
nick: I swear one day I'm just gonna go and hunt down every stupid bitch on earth and put them out of their... |
| Chat 24624 | jenna: hey i got a question ..
Rask: yes ... |
| Chat 16430 | quacky: if you get carpal tunnel from giving handjobs, can you still get L&I from work? ... |
| Chat 18454 | third_planet: The other night my friend had some pot and wanted me to smoke it with him, but we had nowhere to smoke it because both our par... |
| Chat 5442 | BOYD1981: you know, i hate it when a channel suddenly goes quiet after a debate ... |
| Chat 49 | Zach: Is your Dad home? ..
videogameaholic: yep ... |
| Chat 2560 | Draketh: I got a piercing last night ..
Draketh: and I don't really regret it even though it was a decision made totally under the in... |
| Chat 9566 | BradJ*hnson: OMG, I lost my mouse! ..
Dilly4: Your cursor, or your entire mouse? ... |
| Chat 8545 | Narcissus: Dude I had a fucking crazy night last night ... |