| <knucklz> | i have to say i think i'm completely out of touch with porn these days |
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<knucklz> | i heard 'inside the porn actors studio' on howard stern they other day and they played a clip from this girls porno |
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<knucklz> | she said, and i quote, "yeah, stick your big cock in my shit locker" |
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<knucklz> | call me old fashioned, but the term "shit locker" doesn't exactly get my motor going |
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