| TwoHundredNinety> | Man. I went to our school's Christmas play today. |
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Decagon111> | Was it an interesting experience? |
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TwoHundredNinety> | It was... uh. Quite interesting. |
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TwoHundredNinety> | We had Scripture quoted at us. There was a large stained-glass cross. Santa ordered Oompa Loompas to break his elves' kneecaps when they went on strike. There were four machine-gun shootings. Santa died. (Three times, technically.) There were two death threats, independent of the machine gun business. |
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Decagon111> | Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. |
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TwoHundredNinety> | Yes. ... The death threats were in the service of an anti-materialism parable. |
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Decagon111> | ... I was _going_ to say how weird it was that there were carolers going around two weeks early tonight... but I don't think I'll bother. |
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