<+Inca> | Lydia: Why did George Bush cross the road? |
<+Inca> | Lydia: Because his penis was stuck in the chicken! |
<+Inca> | I have strange friends |
<+spock1104> | he fucked the chicken and didn't have an exit strategy >_> |
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