| <bansidhe> | Last night my wife and I are having sex (me on top) and just as we hit the big 'O', I accedently slip out and make a mess on our stomaches. |
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<bansidhe> | After we catch our breath, she starts laughing and gets this playful/evil look in her eye. Then she gets all serious and says... |
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<bansidhe> | "Honey, I need to tell you something.... I feel something has come between us." |
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<bansidhe> | Hehe... My wife rocks! |
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