| <@Phillip> | so |
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<@Phillip> | ive come up with a rough formula to calculate the chance that a chick at a bar will want to screw me |
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<@Phillip> | C=[(p/t)/100]+100(D) |
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<@Phillip> | C is the percentage chance that she will want to |
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<@Phillip> | p is pi |
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<@Phillip> | t is the amount of time in seconds that i talk |
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<@Phillip> | and D is how drunk she is |
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