| spikearmageddon> | how old are you? |
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saxydrew14> | 15 |
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saxydrew14> | im a youngin |
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spikearmageddon> | ooh, baby |
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spikearmageddon> | almost legal, just my type |
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saxydrew14> | ::jumps into arms::: |
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spikearmageddon> | there you go, just sit on santa's lap and tell me what you want for christmas and don't mind the casual thrusting, it's necessary for me to fulfil your wish |
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saxydrew14> | hahahahaha |
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saxydrew14> | santa i want a bike for chrismas oww |
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spikearmageddon> | that's a mightly big gift, little one you'll have to stay on my lap for another hour, if you want that |
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saxydrew14> | ok santa |
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saxydrew14> | ouch |
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saxydrew14> | thump thump |
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spikearmageddon> | damn kid, you're bleeding |
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spikearmageddon> | get the hell off |
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spikearmageddon> | i'll give you 2 bikes if you shut up and bring me your little brother |
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saxydrew14> | i dont have a brother |
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saxydrew14> | i have a sister |
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saxydrew14> | you want her |
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spikearmageddon> | hmm |
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spikearmageddon> | that gives me an idea |
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spikearmageddon> | yeah, kid, bring her and get back on my lap |
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spikearmageddon> | but she'll have to sit on your lap now |
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spikearmageddon> | just do what i tell you and you'll get your bike in no time |
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