| <Logik-> | ymir wants to hire a personal assassin to kill me |
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<Logik-> | <---- has land mines in his yard |
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<tra__> | what happens when the grass cutter comes to clip the lawn? |
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<Logik-> | tra__, they're not allowed to mow certain spots :P |
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<tra__> | so the hitman just treads through the mowed spots, since its easier to walk there anyway? |
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