| Fordrin> | The girl to guy ratio in Austin is 5 to 1 |
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Fordrin> | I bet you're wondering, why aren't you getting laid? |
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Fordrin> | Well, my friend, it's quite simple. |
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Fordrin> | The truth of the matter is, I am. |
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Fordrin> | I walk outside, and say, "Hey sexy little whore of babylon, I've been on 3 #1 TWL teams..." |
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Fordrin> | And the college girls, in their drunken stupor say, "What?" |
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Fordrin> | And I say, "So basically, what you're getting at is, you want my nuts?" |
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Fordrin> | And they stare blankly for a moment... |
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Fordrin> | And then in their state of confusion, I take full advantage of them. |
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