| <_Godless_> | other night, was fucking hella drunk |
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<_Godless_> | next day I'm thirsty and I see a cup and I'm thinking alright. I got that before I went to bed last night. Water on |
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<_Godless_> | well the first sip tasted funny, like it was watered down really bitter beer |
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<_Godless_> | then the second time I started thinking wtf, did I drop a fucking tylenol in it when I was hungover in the morning |
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<_Godless_> | well I finaly decide to get up and change the water .. that's when I notice the nice yellow hue |
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<ravnus> | rofl |
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<_Godless_> | I just hope it was mine >_< |
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