<QuartzImg> | damn, unfortunately ill be missing the crab race |
<llamamall> | do they pick them right off the pubes? |
<QuartzImg> | ever seen Maryland crabs? |
<binrapt> | I said do you enjoy the smell of your genitals |
<QuartzImg> | I cant really sniff them |
<QuartzImg> | Maryland crabs are about the size of a small cat |
<QuartzImg> | and bright blue |
<QuartzImg> | and evil |
<llamamall> | wow |
<llamamall> | would suck to have those in your pubes |
<QuartzImg> | i know |
<QuartzImg> | they weigh like 3 lbs max |
<QuartzImg> | that would be a nasty tug |
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