<CrazyClimber> | top dangling modifier of the day: |
<CrazyClimber> | "A jet going 100 m.p.h. slammed into a deer, which ruptured a wing fuel tank and dumped 70 gallons of gas on the runway. " |
<CrazyClimber> | i knew about cows and methane, but... |
<me_tew> | Dammit, when are they going to REQUIRE that fuel tanks on deer be moved away from the wings. |
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