| <MepitansTAD> | this kid we call Crosswalk Kramer tried to kill himself by walking into traffic |
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<MepitansTAD> | but he walked in front of a truck going 15 mph and he was in a crosswalk |
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<MepitansTAD> | the truck just stopped and asked him to move |
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