<xsphere> | dude, josh was struck by a genius yesterday |
<xsphere> | it's fo funny you wouldn't believe man |
<xsphere> | so we're walking down the street right |
<xsphere> | and out of nowhere comes this black kid running |
<xsphere> | and one of those rent-a-coppers chasing him |
<xsphere> | as he's passing by josh sticks his foot up and trips him |
<xsphere> | turns over to me |
<xsphere> | and with an oscar deserving dead pan face says |
<xsphere> | "another one fucked by the NPCs" |
<xsphere> | hahaha |
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