| <Matrix_McCloud> | i can't imagine sticking anything in your mouth farther than like 4 inches |
|
<Matrix_McCloud> | without puking |
|
<Oolong> | you have to do it a certain way |
|
<Oolong> | if you line your throat up right it just slides in |
|
<Oolong> | or if his schlong is bent downwars |
|
<Matrix_McCloud> | then if it touches the edge, your nose lights up red and beeps |
Similar:
| Chat 15375 | yetiamchosen: So the only part about this curse of recruiting potentials for the marine corps that isn't utterly miserable is fucking w... |
| Chat 7462 | Xerox: Right on! Hey, there are some Thai tribes that are afraid of spirits called phii, or "widow ghosts." These spirits are sexu... |
| Chat 11354 | * gregor5678 (~quickchat@*.ipt.aol.com) has joined #support ... |
| Chat 24414 | * chupachipmunk touches his heart... area ..
* TallestSilver tries to touch her heart area, but smacks her boob instead ... |
| Chat 23559 | Synlor: oh man i heard the most disgusting story ever ... |
| Chat 11449 | Chrysalid^Revenge: LOL! Worst mom evar! ... |
| Chat 8545 | Narcissus: Dude I had a fucking crazy night last night ... |
| Chat 2741 | LeslieHapablap: do you snow ball? ..
katester: mom to kid:Â "i should have swallowed" ... |
| Chat 19936 | Match: eyeglass repair kits are so retarded ... |