| <mcsuede> | so i was half way through drinking a dr pepper |
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<mcsuede> | and my wife sexed me so i fell asleep |
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<mcsuede> | and when i woke up she had drank my dr pepper |
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<mcsuede> | it was the last one |
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<mcsuede> | i fear it was a plot |
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