| <Setups> | my mom called my dad "do this hand" |
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<Setups> | she meant nail polish |
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<Setups> | and hes like "no i dont want to" |
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<Setups> | and im like |
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<Setups> | "go ahead dad, you have alot of experience with doing hands" |
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<Setups> | then hes like |
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<Setups> | "dont think i cant hear you at night" |
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<Setups> | and i shutted up :( |
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