<@Gesten> | I'm going to cry when my grandchildren look at me and say: "Grandpa...why'd you let them make everything on the internet illegal?" |
<@Amily> | as if it was all your doing? :) |
<@Gesten> | I should've been born two years earlier so I could ahve ahd a voice. |
<@Amily> | you don't have a voice?!?! |
<@Amily> | you're a mute! |
<@Gesten> | You didn't know I was a mute? |
<@Amily> | well i know now, and it makes me immensely happy |
<@Gesten> | No seriously...my neck hit a countertop when I was a kid. I can only make high-pitched muffled noises that sound like squirrels mating. |
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