| schala> | ... youve never had a pap smear. |
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schala> | Let me explain |
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schala> | they make you lay on a cold hospital bed with your legs like whee and then they shove a whoops in your wahoo and make it go zweep and then it goes weeeeeem and then they poke your weebleweebles and then you're done |
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danni> | -Blinks.- |
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danni> | Explain that in ENGLISH?! |
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schala> | I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A METAL CHIP CLIP |
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