<Prophecy> | didnt know i was offering u a job |
<Buchwald> | can you? please? mine sucks. |
<Prophecy> | u can clean my toilets if u want |
<Prophecy> | or polish my shoes |
<Prophecy> | do u know how to spit shine |
<Prophecy> | ? |
<Buchwald> | spit shine? well when i was younger, i made some movies that i'm not proud of... |
<Buchwald> | oh.. wait... you meant shoes |
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