| <kero> | if you jizzed and there wasn't any gravity, u think there'd be a kickback? |
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<kero> | if i was on mars, i'd def hide behind a crater and jerk off |
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<kero> | just to say i did |
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<fzt> | that'd kind suck to be lost in space cause you were viciously beating off |
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on the moon. |
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