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Chat 24851 by Anonymous on 08/08/2013

 * TheWoozle wonders if an antipuppy brings unhappiness...
<TheWoozle> ...and removes slobber from your face...
<TheWoozle> ...and repairs chewed-up toys...
<phealy> ...and causes a massive explosion when it touches a puppy!
<mundungu> Or eats puppies.
<TheWoozle> ...and makes cats feel happy and secure...
<mundungu> And helps the mailman deliver his packages?
<mundungu> Ahhh, yeah.
  * TheWoozle thinks there should be a mind-warp drive which uses the energy released by a puppy-antipuppy reaction ^_^
  * TheWoozle wouldn't want to have to clean up afterwards, though.
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