| Anatole> | I like when my dog thinks I'm going to get up, so he gets up to follow me, then I don't and he looks at me then goes for a walk like he was going to walk anyway. He thinks he's people. |
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Melthar> | He thinks he's 'people'? He has a split personality? |
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Anatole> | Yeah, like last night he's going on about how he'll teach me to use the force, then today he's all "We can conquer China by next week". |
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Furr> | Your dog said this? |
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Anatole> | It's fucked up having a dog with an MPD man. |
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