| <Merrick178> | OMFG |
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<Merrick178> | My Mom just called and I sound like my dad |
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<Merrick178> | She said "Is that you?" I said "Yea" She said "Im glad you answered cause boy am I horny!" |
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<Merrick178> | AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
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<Merrick178> | WTF |
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<Merrick178> | IM GONNA GO STAB MYSELF IN THE HEAD NOW |
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