| <frubsen> | NEVER tell a girl that your dad just died so she feel sorry for you and go out with you |
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<frubsen> | cause when she comes to your door and your dad answers |
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<frubsen> | you got some major problems |
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<frubsen> | FUCK i'm screwed |
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