| bitshifted> | i just dropped a macbook power supply on my foot... and all my mother could think to do was quote that commerical where PC trips over his power cord and breaks his leg and Mac is fine because his has a smooooth disconnection |
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bitshifted> | hi, i'm a linux box, and i... i can't feel my toes :( |
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