| <port80> | I was trying to do my washing yesterday, she draggeed me onto the bed handcuffed me (oh how I struggled) and *censored* the *censored* out of me. |
|
<Hajitorus> | plungered the herpes out of you? |
|
<port80> | yes... yes indeed |
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