| <Gizmog> | I ever tell you guys about my trip to the beach? |
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<Gizmog> | Long story short: I scored. |
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<Inferior_Minion> | A touchdown???? |
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<Gizmog> | Kinda. :P |
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<Gizmog> | She took off her bikini |
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<Gizmog> | And I touched her on down. |
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<Inferior_Minion> | 2 hand touch or full contact |
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<Inferior_Minion> | ?? |
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<Gizmog> | Let me put it this way: |
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<Gizmog> | I sacked her |
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<Gizmog> | And pretty soon, she was behind the line of scrimmage |
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<Inferior_Minion> | Did she ask for her quarter back? |
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