| <Isengard> | arkenstone: if i (one day) have to get a pacemaker, i'm gonna insist on a serial interface for it ;) |
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<Isengard> | jack meself in at night, check the stats. |
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<arkenstone> | Isengard: my uncle had a ps2 port looking thing in his side |
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<Isengard> | or usb, that way i could recharge ;) |
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<golgy> | run snmp traps |
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<galahad> | golgy: laugh |
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<golgy> | "Warning: Heart not beating" |
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<galahad> | yeah, it would be amusing |
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<galahad> | the coroner could just grep syslog for "fuxor" to determine time of death.. |
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