| <@CMX> | got a speeding ticket the other day |
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<@CMX> | and the fucking asshole cop |
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<+mootlife> | how fast? |
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<@CMX> | insulted my car |
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<%jdp> | wtf... lol |
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<@CMX> | 69 in a 55 |
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<+mootlife> | insulted your car? |
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<@CMX> | fucker asked if I had any dead midgets in the trunk implying I have a little car |
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<+mootlife> | LMAO! |
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