<@ecks> | what the fuck |
<@ecks> | okay, i was just outside... this bird flew down from a tree, flew like 20 feet, took a shit on my dad's thunderbird, and then flew anothe 20 feet back to the tree |
<@ecks> | it couldn't fucking take a shit in the tree? |
<%r0bin> | Would you like to shit on your sofa? |
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