| <BORK> | wow |
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<BORK> | my boss just told me to "Open ze portz" in his heavy accent |
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<45.50> | what ports |
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<BORK> | All of them, apparently. He wants everyone to fire up the torrents/P2P and start enjoying work. |
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<45.50> | shit man can i come work for you? where do i send my resume |
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<BORK> | The reason being, is so that in a month |
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<BORK> | he'll be able to boost productivity by like 1000% |
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<45.50> | how? |
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<BORK> | by telling employee's that he'll close their ports again if they don't do some fucking work |
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<45.50> | ... |
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<45.50> | i want my resume back |
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<BORK> | >:) |
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