| <Hadley> | PONY WANNA SEE MY DICK |
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<Pony> | no, hadley. I am strictly in the vagina business |
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<Hadley> | Pony: you should consider expanding your market! i have some brochures about the penis market, if you'd like |
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<Pony> | why have more penis if you already have one yourself |
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<Pony> | it's like buying a second iphone. it's pointless and not usefull |
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<Hadley> | Pony: like the iphone, a penis lacks multitasking, which is where investing in multiples comes in handy |
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<Pony> | then it's still overkill, hadley. the second one should be an ipad or ipod in that case |
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<Hadley> | Pony: so... if i get the analogy correctly... you're only interested in a penis if it's twice as big as your current one? |
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<Pony> | yes |
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<Hadley> | THEN HAVE I GOT GREAT NEWS FOR YOU |
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