<alakahil> | hmm: FBI AND CIA ARE LOOKING AT YOU |
<Mother> | so what's new? |
<alakahil> | some new type of spam |
<rambopfc> | lol |
<alakahil> | next i will havespam from fbi |
<alakahil> | "we are looking for you" |
<alakahil> | "how big your salary should be?" |
<Mother> | hehehehe |
<alakahil> | where have all those "enlarge your penis" and "look, i'm naked" have gone? |
<Mother> | oh they still come in every now and then |
<Mother> | had I answered all of them Neil Armstrong could walk to the moon on my penis |
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