| <ozwald> | some guy my mom knows at work (ive never met him) bought me a 50$ book on java |
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<ozwald> | from amazon |
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<+retry> | wow |
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<ozwald> | called thinking in java |
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<+retry> | nothing says I wanna fuck your mother like a book on java |
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<ozwald> | i know |
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<ozwald> | oh well |
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<Rift> | prolly saying, im scrogging your mom and will soon be your step dad, so here is a gift |
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