<shidobu> | oh god, I feel like I'm in elementary school |
<shidobu> | the building management just informed us that there's going to be a firedrill on friday morning |
<shidobu> | and in exchange for our cooperation, there will be icecream waiting outside the building |
<rumblerob> | if all your coworkers have perfect attendance do they get a pizza party? |
<shidobu> | I can only hope |
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