| <Pryoidain> | I had this terrible sinus infection once, all the mucus, the works |
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<Pryoidain> | Well at some point, between all the antihistamines, I thought it'd be a brilliant idea to snort a crapton of Instant coffee. |
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<Pryoidain> | Now for those of you who don't know, ANY moisture will turn instant coffee, into actual coffee. |
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<Pryoidain> | I became a human percolator for like, an hour an a half. |
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<asaph> | ....You need to do one of those "This is what happens when you do drugs" commercials. |
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<asaph> | Half the country would go sober 24 hours after it hit air. |
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