| <JustinCredible> | so I was catching for my brother today when he was warming up for baseball practice and he hits me in the head with a baseball and my eyes start watering |
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<JustinCredible> | my dad tells me to stop bein a pussy and I just stare right back at him and say "you are what you eat" |
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<JustinCredible> | so now I'm fuckin grounded... |
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<JustinCredible> | I just can't win |
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