<jjfate> | does forking come after spooning? |
<Swoozy> | No, forking comes before spooning |
<Swoozy> | You don't have energy to do anything but spoon after fork |
<Odat> | if you want to fork more than once you quickly learn how neccesary spoons are |
<Odat> | if you go too long forking without spooning, the woman is liable to work a knife on you |
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