| <Valek> | Life sucks, I hope I get drunk this weekend. |
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<WzL> | life sucks |
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<WzL> | and it don't even swallow |
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<Valek> | Yeah but if your lucky you find a girl who does, then life doesn't suck anymore. |
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<WzL> | But if yer unlucky she lives in another country |
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<Valek> | And if your really unlucky shes a guy. |
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<Valek> | And if your really fucked |
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<Valek> | She has a bigger penis then you |
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