| <TeddGCM> | Speakinf of motorcycles, almost ran a guy over today |
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<TeddGCM> | he was on a motorcycle and he pulled dead out in front of me |
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<TeddGCM> | Almost wasn't able to stop in time |
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<TeddGCM> | I think he crapped his pants |
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<+Admiral_Justin> | well, if you were THAT close... :X |
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<TeddGCM> | well at the next light he sort of sttod up and wiggled like there was something in his pants that shouldn't have been |
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