| <+Gno> | i've had arrogant steak and dumb rice for food today. |
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<@ps> | wtf? |
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<@ps> | why do you pass such anthropomorphic judgements on your food |
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<+Gno> | the steak was arrogant because it managed to push my eggs off the pan when cooking. |
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<+Gno> | bullies are arrogant. |
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<@ps> | so |
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<+Gno> | the rice was dumb because it could not figure out how to stay on the utensil i was eating. |
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